My City By The Bay

Dear Gentlemen,

 And yes I call you that as a result of your performance on the field.  You are so gentlemanly that you constantly allow the opposing team to get through and chase your quarterback. You don’t even touch them but rather stand around in a daze.  Now I know that you are all huge in stature which is good when you are trying to block.  However that one fact may be why you are not blocking, at all!  If this is the case, go on a diet or get on a treadmill.  Whatever it is that you need to do in order to do your job then I suggest you do it.  If you need caffeine in order to energize those limbs then by all means have a cup of java.  If you don’t like your job and are there simply to collect a paycheck - not caring about whether you win or lose than I suggest getting another job where you can sit around in mindless fashion and vegetate.

Sincerely,

A Disgruntled 49er Fan.